You know you have a toddler when........
you can't wait til their bedtime so you can fall into bed too
You know you have teens when........
you go to bed and ask them to turn off the light and the tv when they go to bed
You know you have a toddler when....
you can sing the theme tune to Postman Pat, Fireman Sam and many more
You know you have teens when.....
you cannot understand a word Tinnee Tempha or Rhianna is singing
You know you have a toddler when....
you cannot watch you favourite programme because the toddler is watching Postman Pat or Fireman Sam for the tenth time
You know you have teens when.....
you cannot watch your favourite programme because a teen is watching Glee or Phsyc for the tenth time
You know you have a toddler when.....
you go to the wardrobe and find little hoodies and trousers hanging next to your favourite little black dress that you don't get the chance to wear so often as nights out are rare
You know you have teens when.....
you go to the wardrobe and find your favourite little black dress is not there cos the girl teen has borrowed it for an 18th birthday party
You know you have a toddler when......
your handbag contains baby wipes, pull ups, as well as your purse, keys, mobile and lipstick
You know you have teens when...
your handbag contains the teen's purse, mobile and lipstick as well as your purse, keys, mobile and lipstick (no wonder I have a bad shoulder!)
You know you have a toddler when....
he laughs when you are being silly with him or dancing around the room
You know you have teens when....
they think everything you do is embarrassing including being silly or dancing around the room
but all this toddler/teen chaos is happy chaos most of the time and I wouldn't change it at all.