Saturday, 28 April 2012

Wedding update

I am just managing to start thinking about my own wedding plans again.
There are lots of family dramas going on...but need to crack on with the wedding plans, as it is only 19 weeks away now.


My brother got married last Friday. I won't share the photos of bride and groom but can share a couple of my family

3 generations - Yours truly, my daughter C and my mum

My 3  - growing up fast
I still have a long To-do list for the wedding.  This week I have been thinking about my flowers.  Fresh bridal bouquets are so expensive.  I have opted for artificial, foam, flowers.


I do love fresh flowers so to keep costs down, but still have the real thing, I am making my own table centrepieces.  These are my trial centrepieces. Please do let me know your thoughts


Birdcage filled with flowers for centrepiece - using roses, freesias
and Lisianthus

Cube vase and mirror plate


I am three-quarters finished making the wedding invitations.  2 colour ribbons with seed pearls and a wedding stamper for the design.  I am printing inserts too.









DizzyC

Friday, 27 April 2012

Kindle freebie as at 27/4/12



available as a free download in the Kindle store from today 27/4/2012 until 
Sunday. Please do check price before purchase.

The blurb

As the Victorian Age draws to a close, lonely and brokenhearted, Grace 
Woodruff fights for her sisters' rights to happiness while sacrificing 
any chance for her own.

The eldest of seven daughters, Grace is the core of strength around 
which the unhappy members of the Woodruff family revolve. As her 
disenchanted mother withdraws to her rooms, Grace must act as a buffer 
between her violent, ambitious father and the sisters who depend upon 
her.

Rejected by her first love and facing a spinster's future, she 
struggles to hold the broken family together through her father's 
infidelity, one sister's alcoholism, and another's out-of-wedlock 
pregnancy by an unsuitable match.

Caring for an illegitimate half-brother affords Grace an escape, though 
short-lived. Forced home by illness and burdened with dwindling 
finances, Grace faces fresh anguish –and murder– when her first love 
returns to wreck havoc in her life.

All is not lost, however. In the midst of tragedy, the fires of her 
heart are rekindled by another. Will the possibility of true love lead 
Grace to relinquish her responsibilities in the house of women and 
embrace her own right to happiness?

Here are the links:

UK readers http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-House-of-Women-ebook/dp/B00557VUN4/ref=sr_1_5?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1335515064&sr=1-5

USA readers http://www.amazon.com/The-House-of-Women-ebook/dp/B00557VUN4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1335514996&sr=8-1

Thursday, 26 April 2012

Guest Author - Fiona Walker plus a love letter

  • Publisher: Sphere (26 April 2012)
  • ISBN-13: 978-0751547894

Happy Publication Day to Fiona Walker!

I recently read and reviewed the short story prequel to The Love Letter and now have The Love Letter to follow up with and will review here soon.

Fiona is my guest author today. I asked Fiona about letter writing.  I cannot remember the last time I wrote a personal letter. Penpals are now email penpals, or even more current, facebook or twitter followers.  We seem to have lost the art of letter writing with lovely pens and paper.

Here is what Fiona had to say

I call myself a writer, but I write very little by hand anymore. From a 170,000 word novel to a personal letter or even a bureaucratic form, it’s QWERTY all the way. I wish I’d learned to touch type; I’ve developed a technique all of my own over the years, and must be the fastest three finger typist in Worcestershire, with the errors and broken keyboards to prove it. My smart-phone skills are even more random; if I try to write a text, I inevitably press ‘send’ before I’ve finished, so my darling, long suffering partner is accustomed to receiving the line ‘I’ve left you’ followed swiftly by ‘something in the fridge for supper.’

I’m much more in control with a pen. I still print out each draft of my books, and love the power of the red fibre-tip to scrawl all over the print, reshaping character and plot. There’s something satisfyingly visceral about marking up a manuscript. The Love Letter had many drafts and, as each one went from a pristine block of foolscap hot from the printer to a dog-eared, heavily scribbled loose-leaf mountain, it came alive. The tricky bit is when I sit in front of my keyboard again to type in all those inky red changes and can’t read my own handwriting, or I find that my small children have drawn stick men and houses all over chapters six through thirteen and chapter twenty is missing entirely, possibly blotting up a washing machine leak.

As a great Kindle convert, I have tried reviewing my novel drafts on that, but the footnotes one can input are nothing to the excited scrawls I want to be able to add to every paragraph, or the instant way I can dig a nail in a third of a way through six hundred pages and know the place I want to find is right there ready to be written on. In the same way that writing and reading books is turning from typeset print on paper to pixels on a screen, personal communication has turned increasingly electronic. We can now email, text and tweet our feelings for one another, which opens up the most thrilling avenues for romance on the move, at work and at home. However, there’s still something about folded pages of writing paper delivered in an envelope that has incredible power and longevity, particularly the old-fashioned hand-written love letter. I’ve changed computers and phones so many times over the years that I’ve lost mountains of emails and texts, some of which were very personal indeed, but I still keep a collection of favourite letters in a decorative box.

In The Love Letter, the characters send each other personal messages all the time, from instant ones that bleep to printed ones delivered by hand, and they are all equally important, but it wouldn’t be the same without the old-fashioned love letter of the title, written from the heart, just as I wouldn’t be able to write a book without pens and paper, however many computer screens and keyboards I have lined up on front of me.

The publisher set reviewers of The Love Letter a challenge to write a love letter using fridge magnets.  This is my attempt at a love note, not quite a letter :)


Wednesday, 25 April 2012

Review - The Apothecary's Daughter - Charlotte Betts

  • Publisher: Piatkus (2 Feb 2012)
  • ISBN-13: 978-0749954499

The blurb

1665, Susannah Leyton has grown up behind the counter of her father's apothecary shop in bustling Fleet Street.  A skilled student - the resinous scents of lavender, rosemary, liquorice and turpentine run in her blood - her father has granted her the freedom to pursue her considerable talents.  But Susannah is dealt a shocking blow when her widowed father marries again, and her new stepmother seems determined to remove her from the apothecary shop for good.

A proposal of marriage from the charming Henry Savage seems to offer Susannah an escape.  But as the plague sweeps through London, tragedy strikes, and dark secrets in her husband's past begin to unfold.  It will take all of Susannah's courage and passion to save herself from tragedy....

I never tire of reading about this period in history in London.  Charlotte Betts has given the events of London during the plague and Great Fire a new angle. 

Charlotte weaves the story of a young woman who has great qualities both as an assistant to her Apothecary father, and also by her very caring nature and her empathy for people regardless of their social status.  Susannah's personal struggles as part of a growing step-family and her decision to take an offer of marriage as her only option lead her into an unhappy situation that she feels bound to endure. Susannah shows great courage in helping others at great risk to herself.

From the first chapter, I immediately felt transported into the Apothercary shop and was intrigued by the craft of mixing lotions and potions for the treatment of ailments in the 1600's and the practises of doctors at that time.

The fear that was felt by Londoners, from all walks of life,  during the Plague and the Great fire had me gripped as this story took the reader into the quarantined homes of those affected by the plague. 

A detailed and beautifully written novel that will stay with me for a long while.

5 out of 5 for me. Oh wow!  I loved it!

Review copy, many thanks

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Another Kindle freebie




Better Off Without Him is going free on 25th April and 26th April thru 
Amazon Select in the USA and is under £2 in from Amazon UK. 

I read and enjoyed this novel last year.  My 4.5 star review is here

Here's the link - 

Better off without him  USA
Better off without him  UK


ALL PRICES OR OFFERS QUOTED ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE, SO PLEASE DO CHECK BEFORE YOU CLICK TO BUY , WHAT THE CURRENT PRICE IS.

Calling Nicholas Sparks fans...




Meet Nicholas Sparks at an exclusive book event for UK fans!

Nicholas Sparks will be giving a one-off author event at Foyles Charing Cross Road on Saturday 28th April 2012 at 3:30pm and tickets are on sale now!

Only 140 tickets are available for this exclusive event in the heart of the city, which will combine an author talk and Q&A session with an opportunity for you to have your books signed. So get your tickets now and join us for this very special event – an opportunity to spend an afternoon in the company of the master of the epic love story. This will be Nicholas Sparks’ first UK event in seven years.

A selection of Sparks’ bestselling novels will be available to purchase on the night including copies of the film tie-in edition of The Lucky One and there will be the opportunity for every single attendee to have their books signed by the author after the event.

Where: Foyles Flagship Store Charing Cross Road, London, WC2H 0EB 
When: Saturday 28th April 2012
Doors open: 3.30pm
Tickets: £3 (redeemable against a copy of a Nicholas Sparks novel)


The film tie-in edition of The Lucky One is available from all good booksellers now.
The Lucky One movie hits UK cinemas on May 2nd.

Monday, 23 April 2012

Free book apps for the little ones


photo courtesy of publisher


I received this press release from TopThat! Publishers.  They have a great selection of books for children and AJ and I have reviewed some of them here on the blog.  We do love their picture story books.

To celebrate World Book Night next week, all Top That! ebooks and Apps (UK, USA, AUS & Canada only) will be free to download on Monday 23rd and Tuesday 24th April!

From eBook picture storybooks and reference titles to eBook fiction and iOS and Android apps, there is an award-winning Top That! title to suit every child. Best of all, to celebrate World Book Night, our eBooks and apps will be free to download from this website, on iTunes and from Google Play for two days!*

View the Apps on:


• Disclaimer: Free eBook and app downloads only available for UK, USA, Aus and Canada. Not all eBooks and app titles are available for all devices and platforms. Not all Top That! eBooks and apps are available in all countries listed. Free download offer is for two days only. Not all Top That! apps and eBooks are available on all stores listed. Normal pricing will resume following the two day period. The Publisher reserves the right to withdraw this offer without prior notice and at its discretion.

Saturday, 21 April 2012

Free today on Kindle


photo courtesy of Knox Publishing

'The Reluctant Marquess' by Maggi Andersen 
is available as a free download in the Kindle store today 
The blurb 

Charity Barlow wished to marry for love. The rakish Lord Robert wishes only to tuck her away in the country once an heir is produced. 

 A country-bred girl, Charity Barlow suddenly finds herself married to a marquess, an aloof stranger determined to keep his thoughts and feelings to himself. She and Lord Robert have been forced by circumstances to marry, and she feels sure she is not the woman he would have selected given a choice. 

 The Marquess of St. Malin makes it plain to her that their marriage is merely for the procreation of an heir, and once that is achieved, he intends to continue living the life he enjoyed before he met her. 

 While he takes up his life in London once more, Charity is left to wander the echoing corridors of St. Malin House, when she isn’t thrown into the midst of the mocking Haute Ton. 

 Charity is not at all sure she likes her new social equals, as they live by their own rules, which seem rather shocking. She’s not at all sure she likes her new husband either, except for his striking appearance and the dark desire in his eyes when he looks at her, which sends her pulses racing. 

 Lord Robert is a rake and does not deserve her love, but neither does she wish to live alone.

Might he be suffering from a sad past? Seeking to uncover it, Charity attempts to heal the wound to his heart, only to make things worse between them. 

 Will he ever love her?



Here are the links: 

http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Reluctant-Marquess-ebook/dp/B007I8N2W0/ref=sr_1_26?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1334924652&sr=1-26 

http://www.amazon.com/The-Reluctant-Marquess-ebook/dp/B007I8N2W0/ref=sr_1_7?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1334925198&sr=1-7

Thursday, 19 April 2012

Guest Author - Rosy Thornton

Rosy Thornton is my guest today as she celebrates publication day! Her lastest release is set in my neck of the woods, East Anglia.

Photos courtesy of the author





My fifth and latest novel, Ninepins – published today by Sandstone Press – is ‘closer to home’ in several respects than my other recent books.

For a start, it’s geographically closer. My previous novel was set in France, amongst the spectacular scenery of the Cevennes mountains, but Ninepins takes as its backdrop the familiar flatlands of the Cambridgeshire fens which surround the village where I live. All I had to do, when writing the book, was whistle the dog, open the garden gate and step outside, and I was in the landscape inhabited by my characters.

To some, this might seem like a step down into mundanity, but for me the fens, though flat, are never dull. For a start, there are those skies, heavy and toppling with cloud or empty and luminously blue, which always seem to take up a larger portion of reality than they have any right to do. And then there’s the water, the constantly encroaching water, which bubbles always just below the surface of the earth, waiting to reclaim this temporary, artificial land where no land should be.

The themes of Ninepins were close to home, too, at the time when I was writing it. The novel tells the story of Laura, a single mum who lives alone with her daughter, Beth, in the isolated former tollhouse known as ‘Ninepins’ – a corruption of ‘ninepence’, which was once the toll paid to cross the river there. Twelve-year-old Beth is asthmatic, lonely at school and increasingly distant from her mother. Into their lives comes Willow, a seventeen-year-old care-leaver with a mysterious past, and Willow’s social worker, Vince. We watch as Laura struggles to overcome her anxieties for Beth, and decide whether Willow is dangerous or merely vulnerable – or perhaps a bit of both.  

Like every mother of adolescent daughters, I’ve been no stranger to maternal anxiety. Perhaps I wasn’t conscious of it while I was writing the book, but now it’s abundantly clear to me: Laura’s fears, though different in their specifics, were at least some kind of mirror for my own.

All novels, I suppose, must have something of the author’s own experience in them. But writing Ninepins, for me, has been a walk along particularly well-known and intimate pathways.        



Amazon link to the book: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ninepins-Rosy-Thornton/dp/1905207859/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1332185171&sr=1-1

  • Publisher: Sandstone Press Ltd (30 April 2012)
  • ISBN-13: 978-1905207855


Wednesday, 18 April 2012

Love Letter by Fiona Walker - Winners

Congrats to the five winners..



  1. 20   Sarah K
  2. 24    Kim N
  3. 3      Jennifer C
  4. 7     Lindsay H
  5. 4     Lucinda F
Winners will be notified by email today.


More giveaways soon.

carol 




W.I.P. Wednesday - 18th April

Today, I welcome back Romantic Fiction author Christina Courtenay








Thank you very much for inviting me to talk a little bit about my WIP, Carol!



Photos courtesy of the author


Having published three historical romantic novels, I’m very excited to be working on a time slip for a change, The Silent Touch of Shadows.  It’s at the final stages of copy-editing now, so nearly there, but it’s been a long time in the making ...

I first started writing this story many years ago, after I’d stayed at an old manor house which was reputedly haunted.  The owners told me they’d seen the ghost, a handsome man who looked as though he’d been there since the house was built some time during the late fifteenth century.  This intrigued me and I started to wonder what would make someone’s soul hang around a place for that length of time – it had to be something fairly traumatic!

I began to make up a story to account for this, and being a huge admirer of time slips, where the present and the past are interwoven, I decided that was what I wanted to write.  The Silent Touch of Shadows slowly evolved from there.

I’ve learned a lot about the writing process since I first set out to become an author, so this novel has gone through a lot of rewrites and changes, but I hope it’s all the better for it!

THE SILENT TOUCH OF SHADOWS

What will it take to put the past to rest?

Professional genealogist Melissa Grantham receives an invitation to visit her family’s ancestral home, Ashleigh Manor. From the moment she arrives, life-like dreams and visions haunt her. The spiritual connection to a medieval young woman and her forbidden lover have her questioning her sanity, but Melissa is determined to solve the mystery and be free to fall in love again.

Jake Precy, owner of a nearby cottage, has disturbing dreams too, but it’s not until he meets Melissa that they begin to make sense. He hires her to research his family’s history, unaware their lives are already entwined. But is the mutual attraction real or the result of ghostly interference?

Melissa slowly uncovers the tale of her ancestor Sibell’s love for handsome knight Sir Roger. Promised to another man, Sibell defies her domineering father to be with Roger. But does Roger keep his vow to stay with Sibell for eternity? Melissa desperately needs to find out ...

The Silent Touch of Shadows will be published on 7th July 2012 by Choc Lit

Christina’s website is at http://www.christinacourtenay.com

Follow her on Facebook or Twitter @PiaCCourtenay

Friday, 13 April 2012

Guest Author - Dee Ernst with International ebook giveaway

Dee Ernst is revisiting the blog as guest author again today.  Dee is celebrating the kindle publication of her latest novel

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • ASIN: B007RYRDZW
  • Paperback to follow


  • Hi Carol – Thanks so much for letting me introduce two of my favorite people to your readers.  I wrote 
    A Different Kind of Forever a number of years ago.  This is the manuscript that got me an agent, and although she couldn’t sell the book, she loved the characters and story.  It’s interesting – she told me that she felt one of the problems with the book was the older woman/younger man dynamic, and that she knew editors weren’t very keen on that.  Boy, have times changed!

    I’d been working on a new book, a follow-up to Better Off Without Him - which you reviewed last year - when I realized I had a great story just sitting on my computer.  I had to tweek a few things – there’s a lot more texting now – but the story of Diane and Michael is just as good now as it was when I first wrote it.  It’s a little spicier than my last book, something that is a major embarrassment to my teen-aged daughter!

    The love story between a young rock star and an older, settled divorced mom could have been just a total fantasy, but I tried to imagine myself lucky enough to find an almost-perfect younger man, and I knew there’d be all sorts of problems along with all the good stuff.  So it’s not just candle-lit dinners and weekends in bed.  Hopefully, there’s also something for folks to really get their teeth into.

    It’s out as an ebook, and will hopefully available as a paperback on Amazon in the next few weeks.  Right now it’s $.99 and 79p in UK,  until May 1.  A real deal if you’re looking for a story with heat and heart.

    Find out more about Dee at  Wordpress blog
    or on twitter @DErnst1

    Dee is generously offering 5 copies of A Different Kind of Forever, in Nook or Kindle format for International readers.

    Please fill in the form below to be entered into the draw

    ends 23/4/2012

    please see giveaway policy

Thursday, 12 April 2012

Review - Sometimes it Happens - Pauline Barclay

Kindle
ASIN: B0050K7NVE


Doreen Wilkinson has won the lottery.  Nothing like this has ever happened to Doreen or her teenage daughter, Trisha before.  
So, they leave the council estate they live on, to have a celebratory holiday in the sun, at Villa Bonitas.


Villa Bonitas, a select holiday village,  has never seen the likes of Doreen before.  Will this be the holiday of a lifetime?  Can Doreen keep up with the class of neighbours.


With a colourful cast of characters from different walks of life, I felt like I was actually sunning myself by the pool and watching the comedy/soap drama unfold around me.  


Pauline Barclay had added enough teasers to get the questions flowing and the slowly answered those questions to satisfy me.  There are a few storylines running through the novel, with secrets and lies all coming to a satisfying conclusion. The pace and excitement was just right.


I would say this is a must for your Kindle for a beach read this summer.  


4.5 out of 5 for me!






Review copy

Review - Build a Man - Talli Roland

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • Publisher: Notting Hill Press (5 Nov 2011)
  • ASIN: B00642BCX2

The blurb (from Amazon)

Slave to the rich and the rude, cosmetic surgery receptionist Serenity Holland longs for the day she's a high-flying tabloid reporter. When she meets Jeremy Ritchie -- the hang-dog man determined to be Britain's Most Eligible Bachelor by making himself over from head to toe and everything in between -- Serenity knows she's got a story no editor could resist.

With London's biggest tabloid on board and her very own column tracking Jeremy's progress from dud to dude, Serenity is determined to be a success. But when Jeremy's surgery goes drastically wrong and she's ordered to cover all the car-crash goriness, Serenity must decide how far she really will go for her dream job.




Serenity is in the wrong job and possibly the wrong relationship.  She longs to be a tabloid reporter, despite her parents aspirations for their daughter.   In the meantime she is a receptionist for her boyfriend, Peter,  Cosmetic Surgeon to the rich and vain.


Serenity sees an opportunity to break into the world of the tabloid press when she is offered a column, Build a Man, for one of London's top tabloid newspapers.


As Serenity wrestles with her conscience about cosmetic surgery and then reporting about the consequences when surgery goes wrong, she has to make decisions about her professional and personal life.


Serenity is a quick witted and strong character.  She has not lost her American use of language whilst living in the UK but has picked up a passion for Jaffa Cakes.  I did question why she was in the relationship with Peter and why she worked in the world of self-image, which she disagreed with, but as the story progressed I understood her reasons.  She is not a perfect character and has her flaws, that cannot be solved under the surgeon's knife. 


Cosmetic surgery as a beauty enhancement is not something I am interested in but I was curious to see where this story would lead and I am glad I had faith in Talli Roland that this would be a good read.  Talli explores the side of cosmetic surgery that is not often considered - when surgery goes wrong.  




A cracking story not to be missed.


4.5 out of 5 for me!




Review copy, thank you.



Wednesday, 11 April 2012

W.I.P. Wednesday - 11th April


Today I welcome back to the blog, Deborah Swift



Photos courtesy of author


Deborah Swift – The Polishing of a Historical Novel 




People who bought The Lady’s Slipper when it first came out in hardback way back in 2010 often ask me what I have been doing since then, and whether another is on the way. The answer is that yes, more books are coming, but they are still in the production process. Actually, by the time the paperback of The Lady’s Slipper came out a year later, its companion book The Gilded Lily was already written, and I was beginning research for the third. This my ‘office’ (ie the spare bedroom) where I work most days, note the stack of books ‘to be read’ teetering by the printer, and the ever-present cup of tea. Biscuits of course are invisible as they never sit there long enough to be photographed!

Being published by Macmillan is a privilege. Things take time, but they are done properly so that the reader ends up with a quality product. After I’m happy with my book and the publisher has accepted it, then the “polishing process” begins. This is how I view it, that the rough diamond of my book is about to get its final sparkle and glow.

With The Gilded Lily that meant that my editor sent me his thoughts on structural alterations or difficulties first. This is the first editorial process. As a writer it is hard to cleanse your mind of all the different versions of the story that have been changed or altered during your long drafting process.

If you remember the film Sliding Doors where several versions of a scene play out, this is what a novel can be like to an author. During the eighteen months of writing I will have cut scenes, changed the plot, even altered the ending, and so I tend to look at the finished novel through a fog of all the different versions I have rejected. Although I think the final draft is nearly perfect, a person with no prior knowledge of its earlier incarnations can immediately hone in on any small weaknesses in the overall plot.

After this is done then there is a ‘copy edit’ in which every page is scrutinized for character consistency, repetition, use of language, and a multitude of other things. This is fine-tuning and I love this part because the editor will alert me to things I hadn’t even thought to notice because my mind was taken up by bigger concerns of character and plot when I was writing. For example – there might be a note to say: “the window was open in scene one, but in another separate scene on the same day you tell us the room was stuffy. Is the window open or closed? Do we need something to tell us he closed it, or shall we cut the reference in scene one?”

Then the third stage – proofreading. This is not only a spell-check, but also a check for consistency in timescale and for continuity errors. The Gilded Lily has multiple characters all doing different things on different days taking different amounts of time, yet they need to arrive convincingly at the same time and place without confusing the reader. It needs to be seamless. So if someone says, “see you next week” the proofreader will tell you if they’ve arrived after ten days instead. Of course as a writer you plan for this – I have a great chart that I use to map my characters comings and goings, but often something might have gone awry when you cut things during the editing, or if you have moved a scene from later to earlier for example. I am reliably informed that there are some anal readers who will check the days of the week on the Gregorian calendar for the year you are recreating, and write and tell you if you are wrong!

Then the book has its cover made, and I love the cover for The Gilded Lily, with its beautiful heavy gilded lettering, and the picture of the two sisters – Ella the rebellious one and Sadie, the timid one. I enjoy books as objects, so how a book is presented  - its texture and visual impact, is very important to me. So I notice things like the internal typefaces, the curly design around the chapter headings and the old-fashioned font.

The US cover is very different as it shows only Ella, making her way through the darkened streets of London on her way to her employment at The Gilded Lily, a beauty parlour for wives of the gentry. Of course, what Ella does not know is that the shop masks a much more sinister purpose, and its proprietor Josiah Whitgift, although handsome, is not all he appears to be.

In this picture of my desk you can see the proof of The Gilded Lily cover that was sent to me for approval, alongside the draft of the next book. Because during all this editing I was also writing another book, and there it is, a fat stack of paper, complete with my green stick-its of places where it still needs revision. That one is set in the Golden Age of 17th century Seville as well as in England, and I loved the eighteen months I spent researching and writing it. It meant I had a great excuse for a visit to Seville with its fabulous Moorish architecture and fascinating history. But do not look for it on your shelves yet – just like The Gilded Lily it will have to have its polishing process first.




The Gilded Lily will be published in Sept 2012 in the UK
And in November 2012 in the US

But it’s available for pre-order now!

find me on twitter @swiftstory




Monday, 9 April 2012

Guest Author - Simon Lipson

Today I have the honour and pleasure of introducing Simon Lispon, Author of Song in the Wrong 
Key 

From the press release 

“With publication timed to coincide with Eurovision
2012, Song in the Wrong Key is a laugh-out loud comedy
novel that explores love, family, friendship and the
vagaries of sudden fame,” says Simon.

  • Publisher: Lane & Hart Ltd (2 April 2012)
  • ISBN-13: 978-0957098701
  • Kindle ASIN: B00492CQ2K
Thank you, Simon for joining me today and discussing your writing








I’d feel a bit pretentious if I declared that writing is in my blood 
or that it’s my consuming passion; I don’t have to write to live. I 
can survive on chocolate, if it comes to it. But it's a marvellous 
means of expression, a wonderfully creative and fluid medium for the 
ideas that rattle around my head. Being a comedian and comedy writer 
(and ex-solicitor, but we don’t talk about that), I can express myself 
on stage or in a script, but both forms are necessarily limited by 
what audiences - who offer a very instant response - or terrified-for- 
their-jobs TV/radio producers demand. Novels, though, unfurl slowly; 
they allow you room to breathe, to lay things out, to establish 
rhythms, to colour every character in, right from the opening 
sentence. I suppose the people who read my book will tell me whether 
I’m doing it right; so far, at least, they seem to like it. 

 I’m an avid reader - contemporary fiction with a humorous bent being 
my favourite genre - and I always felt I could 'do' a Nick Hornby or 
David Nicholls if I put my mind to it. Surely it couldn’t be that 
hard? Well, as I discovered, it is that hard. In the way that comedy 
is hard. I was always the quite amusing guy amongst my friends, the 
guy with the quick ripostes and funny voices, but I was a million 
miles from being a guy who could make a roomful of strangers laugh 
rather than throw something heavy at me. It took me a while - and the 
odd bruise - to bridge the gap between the two. 

 The dialogue in my book, Song In The Wrong Key, came fairly easily to 
me (I’m a script writer - it bloody-well ought to), but structure, 
story-lining, pacing, knowing when to cut out the distracting quips, 
avoiding the self-indulgence, were elements of the writing process I 
had to learn mostly through trial and error. Every time I thought I’d 
completed the definitive draft, another 'quick' read-through convinced 
me there was still work to do, cuts to make, bits to shift, commas to 
add. In truth, you can refine a draft ad infinitum, but at some point 
you have to say ‘that’s the one’ - it’s never an easy task to let go, 
like watching your child go off to university. 

 Song In The Wrong Key is my second book. My first, Losing It, was a 
psychological thriller based, loosely, on something that happened to 
me as a young man. I started it about 18 years ago, left the first 50 
pages in a drawer for 10 years, then started again. At the time, I’d 
been reading a lot of grim, gory thrillers and felt I had it in me to 
emulate the genre. It was a difficult process for me because the tone 
of the book is fairly po-faced... and I’m not! Even so, J K Rowling’s 
then agents took a shine to it and offered to represent me, provided I 
made some changes. Which I did, but not entirely to their liking. 
Stupidly, I refused to make more changes and nothing came of it. In a 
fit of pique, I self-published through Matador, sold 400 copies and 
forgot about writing for a few years. 

 It was about 4 years ago when I decided to write something more in 
keeping with my natural comedic bent. I’ve always been drawn to 
stories about nobodies suddenly rising to prominence and, having been 
a wannabe pop star myself, Song in the Wrong Key almost wrote itself. 
The first draft flowed - I’d say it took a couple of months to finish 
it - and I took great joy in writing a story with which I connected 
personally and was predominantly a comedy. Needless to say, the first 
draft was over-written, lumpy, occasionally illogical and 
chronologically confusing. Writing - good writing - as I’ve already 
suggested, is bloody hard work! But it was something to work with and 
I think the 'stream of consciousness' approach brought out the best in 
me from a comedic perspective. Structure, character and story- 
sharpening came later. I particularly enjoyed getting my teeth into 
the breakdown of the protagonist’s family and the central love story, 
both of which, hopefully, will tug at the heart strings (I get a bit 
misty-eyed watching Love Actually, so you know where I’m coming 
from). Some readers have already owned up to shedding a few tears 
which, as someone whose principal aim is to make them laugh, is a huge 
compliment. 

 Like most writers, I drew from experience. As the father of two 
girls, Millie and Katia were easy to write (mine are called Molly and 
Katie - that’s imagination for you!) And there’s something of my own 
life story in the protagonist, Mike’s, obsession with the former love 
of his life (I’m over her now, darling!) And it’s through Mike’s 
voice that I was able to express many of my own attitudes and ideas. 
Friends who have read the book tell me it’s like listening to me 
prattle on, grumble, grouch and attempt to amuse. Mike is a 
heightened version of me, as is the protagonist of my follow-up novel, 
Standing Up - about a solicitor who becomes a stand-up (where do I get 
my ideas?) 

 My aim is to stick with edgy romantic comedies for the foreseeable 
future. But I shan’t put the cart before the horse. If no-one buys 
Song In The Wrong Key, I might have to return to churning out gory 
thrillers.




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